When I put my camera on self-timer
When the teacher assigns homework the last minute of class
I’m auditioning for the X Factor UK next year!
fuckyeahmystuff:
And those were some of my friend’s reaction when I said that…
Friend 1:

Friend 2:

Friend 3:

My dad:

imagine, you can get pregnant with just one kiss
three
thats the number of cheeses in my macaroni right now.